I AM SO HARDCORE

Not really, broseph.

First bot of news involves the promised webcomic of the second to last post not actually coming to fruitation because....well....it just wouldn't work out well. You know how these things get messy, your best friend walks in on you fking his grrlfren a fkton better then he ever would, and so he gets pissed and you're not friends anymore, which makes you feel a bit sad but on second thought, you can now fk his grrlfren without feeling the pang that comes from fking your best friend's grrlfren, because, well, fk that guy, he turned his back on you, so why the hell would you care about how he feels?

Ok....unleaded vitrol back to 145%....curse quota back up to the minimum....regained cynical status...

Oh, yes, just making up for all the lourve I showed for Ronald Jenkees work last post. Gotta keep the image up, and everything. Not that any of you actually cares.

Hmm. I have developed a hankering for some sort of graphic novel/manga project, but something of a much more...serious affair. Perhaps this will develop in the coming moon cycles.

Also, search for the show Peep Show on youtube. Genius shit, some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. IT INSPIRES YOU TO BE EVEN GREATER THE WHAT YOU ARE.

So, do that. I'd post videos, but I can't be assed to go and get links and embed them and so on and so fking forth.

Go forward. And GROW.

JENKEES

So, every now and then, you come across something that's better then just being good, or even great. It's quite monumental. And you're not totally sure how to react to it, because it's not something you encounter every day. Hell, you may never encounter something like it again. But once you accept that this thing is more monumental then you and everything you will ever accomplish in your life, it begins to take a hold on you, and you become a better person.

This thing, or, rather, this person, is Ronald Jenkees.

Ronald is, essentially, a savant, but that really isn't significant, as his music is incredible. It's essentially synth beats played with such virtuosity you wonder why this man isn't world famous. But more impressive then his playing is the enthusiasm he plays with. It's palpable. There's no denying that this man has passion and love for what he does. Here's to you, Ronald.

Update because fml.

Hurray lack of constructive things to do. Hello blog of doom, here is your update.

Number 1: SCS is making a comic based on SCS.

You may think that is not a big deal, but then again, you are probably not initiated to the ways of SCS, which is, at the bare minimum, insanity multiplied to the highest level, then breaking through the ceiling and climbing even higher. Transcribing this to paper will be nigh impossible, but it will be done in the name of doing something to keep us occupied.

Rather a webcomic then us infiltrating your base and bitchslapping your dudes/mom.

Update 2!!!!!!!!

Uh. fml this video is GREAT.

Why is Kirk climbing a mountain? He's Kirk, why the fuck not.

Update 3: The people at DF forums thingy hate Dakk's blog. I looool irl. Comeuppance is eventual, always.

Update 44444: Studio Cold Star is actually being active and not being lazy bums as usual. The big thing now is the competiton for worst story ever, which is harder and a lot more fun then you'd think. Sign up to the forum if you haven't already and reaaad.

Update 5: Trick question, there is no fifth update

Update 6: Update 5 was not a trick question, so wtf am I talking about.

Update 7: I'm out. Screw you.

Magical blog regeneration

To the non existant audience, a big fat "I'm sowwy" for not looking at this under nourished blog for so long. But after a lengthy admonishing from mom about how the blog is our responsibility and that we shouldn't leave it in a closet for days on end, we have learned our lesson, and will be updating the blog regularly with epic news reports and shit no one cares about but us, because we are the important ones in this relationship.

You, however, are disposible.

Customer knows best my ass.

So why not start off this gay little celebration by talking about something that I personally enjoy.

BAWKSING.

There's a Super Middleweight tournement that'll be starting off in October between the (aparently) best in the division. You've got Carl Froch, Arthur Abraham, Andre Dirrell, Andre Ward, Mikkel Kessler, and Jermaine Taylor all squaring off against each other at least once en route to the declaration of one undisputed super champion.

This is badass. This is monumental. This is what the sport needs. The best squaring off against the best. No bullshit excuses or dodging the real challenges in your division. This is what the people want to see. And for once, we get what we deserve. Not to mention that the guy who wins this thing will undoubtedly go down as one of the best middleweights in history. And that alone is great incentive to participate in such a magnificent event.

As for predictions as to how will win this whole thing....I have no fucking clue. My gut says Arthur Abraham, as he is, to my knowledge, the only guy on this list to get his jaw busted in grotesque fashion and still whoop ass. Plus his nickname is King Arthur. You really can' t fight against that sort of awesomeness and expect to win.

But I don't know enough about all the participants to jump to a conclusion. All I can say is that this will most certainly be an entertaining slew of battles. Gogogo tournament, may we have many more in the future.

And before I shut down the bar for tonight, a plug for former SCS blogger Dakk will be given in 3.

2.

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PLUG.

Have a good one fgtz.